Relationship jokes
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
no words
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
#takemebacksophie
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"