Relationship jokes
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.