Relationship jokes

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

What's an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?

Terra hasn't forgiven him.

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

Nothing, he just started wanking.

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."

The students said, "Oof, that is sad."

The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"

The students said, "Your parents."

The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.