Relationship jokes

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

F in orphan means family.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.