Relationship jokes

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."