Relationship jokes
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
F in orphan means family.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.