Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? đ
Whatâs the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didnât beat cancer.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Why donât some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships donât work out.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
I look at my girlfriendâs ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like itâs my next meal.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
