Relationship jokes

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?

My brother didn’t beat cancer.

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.

So I had him bring my wife.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.