Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Listen up, slowpoke! The joke is saying the listener's father must be a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in her eyes. It's a cheesy compliment, like saying you look like you fell from heaven... which, statistically speaking, you did not! You are not even 1 in 100 billion.