Relationship jokes

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.