What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Relationship Jokes
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
