Relationship jokes
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Memes
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.