If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Why can’t orphans date
Because they have no one to call daddy
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
