Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Finally a RAPPER at #1
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
da baby
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
flying into that girl booty
