Hip-hop jokes
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
I love rap!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.