Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.