Hip-hop jokes
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
I love rap!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.