Hip-hop jokes
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
I love rap!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.