Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.