Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.