Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.