What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
