Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
