Rapper jokes
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!