Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Memes
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.