Telescope jokes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
Well, I found my people. Nerds are underrated. It's like past midnight. I just had my night lunch (yes. it's an actual thing.). I'm about to sleep under the world's largest optical telescope with like 30 other nerds. I'm so fuckin tired, yet my spelling and grammar is mostly intact (I misspelled fucking on purpose). I got less than 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I'll try to get slightly more. I guess this is gn. Unfortunately, the sky hasn't been cooperating too well, but I'm still really enjoying it. There are people from all over the world and the US. It's pretty damn awesome.