Telescope jokes
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
Well, I found my people. Nerds are underrated. It's like past midnight. I just had my night lunch (yes. it's an actual thing.). I'm about to sleep under the world's largest optical telescope with like 30 other nerds. I'm so fuckin tired, yet my spelling and grammar is mostly intact (I misspelled fucking on purpose). I got less than 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I'll try to get slightly more. I guess this is gn. Unfortunately, the sky hasn't been cooperating too well, but I'm still really enjoying it. There are people from all over the world and the US. It's pretty damn awesome.