Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Crime

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

Flow

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Watch

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Track

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Hide

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Studio

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

Gym

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

Hide

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Ladder

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!