Rapper jokes
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!