How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
