Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT