Rapper jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
da baby
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Dababy
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel