
Rapper jokes
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Rip Juice WRLD.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions-
Astro-naut
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)
I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
Don't believe in T-H-O-T
She keep playing me dumb (play me)
I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
Y'all don't really know my mental
Lemme give you the picture like stencil
Falling out, in a drought
No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
See, that pain was all around
See, my mode was kinda lounged
Didn't know which-which way to turn
Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
Energy up, you can feel my surge
I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
Everything that I do is electric
I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate
Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
Pass the baton, back and I'm on
Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
Can you please read between the lines?
My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
They say that I'm so fine
You could never match my grind
Please do not, not waste my time
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
