A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
What is another word for a bagel? π₯―
Jewish doughnut β‘οΈ π©π π π π π π πͺ πͺ π π π
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMENβS bakeries.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because youβve got the hottest pair of buns Iβve seen all week.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Whatβs the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! ππ
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.