A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
What type of cake cant orphans eat... Home made
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
