Bakery

Bakery Jokes

Vampire

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

Brownie

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

Note

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Muffin

One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

Orphan

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Donut

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Bagel

What is another word for a bagel? πŸ₯―

Jewish doughnut ✑️ πŸ©πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘Œ πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‹ πŸ† πŸŽ–

Baker

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

Baker

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Baker

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Bun

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Bread

What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?

They become in-bread.

Cake

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! πŸ˜žπŸŽ‚