Bakery Jokes

A Vampire goes to the Bakery:

Vampire🧛‍♂️: „One Bun please.“

Bäcker👩‍🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“

Vampir🧛‍♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯 Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩 👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.