Bakery jokes
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Bread?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"