Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
What type of cake cant orphans eat... Home made
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
