Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"