Rapper jokes
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Memes
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.