Rapper jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.