Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Memes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.