Rapper jokes
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.