Rapper jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.