What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
