Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!