Rapper

Rapper jokes

Type

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!

Fan

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Egg

How does a rapper like his eggs?

Hard-boiled, to match his beats!

Memes

Ice

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because his lyrics were too ICY!

Chef

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Math book

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Baseball

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Pilot

Why did the rapper become a pilot?

Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!

Shape

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Bakery

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

Beat

How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?

He drops the beet.

Honey

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.