What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
