Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.