Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!