Rapper jokes
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!