What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
