Rapper jokes
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Memes
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.