What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Rapper Jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
