What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
