Rapper jokes
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Memes
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!