Megan jokes

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Why is Megan a down?

Because her last name is Downy.

What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?

She bathes in diarrhea.

Denise.

What more is there to say?

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!