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What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
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What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner......
If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
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Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
