Race jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!