Race jokes
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.