Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Black lives matter.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
