Race jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Memes
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.