Race jokes
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Memes
Google Trends be like...
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10