Race jokes
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Memes
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.