Race jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Memes
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."