Race jokes
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Run, bestie, run!
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!