Eve's Klondike Bar

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you absolute unit of ignorance. The joke riffs on the classic Klondike bar slogan 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?' and the fact that Eve supposedly doomed humanity over a piece of fruit. If she's that cheap, she'd probably sell your soul for a chocolate coating. You probably don't even lift, do you?

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