Race jokes

Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

She walks away and says ok.

The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?

His lawnmower.

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing.

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.

School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.