Race jokes
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.