Race jokes
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Black people run fast.
You have Chinged your last Chong.