Race jokes

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What do you call a fat Chinese guy?

A double chinkey.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What is long and the line is black?

The line at KFC.

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country