Race jokes
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Memes
MatPat’s final theory leaked!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.