Race jokes
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Memes
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.