Race

Race Jokes

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?

Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.