Race jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.