Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King Jokes

Laundry

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

White

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

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  • Nightmare

    Why do black people only have nightmares?

    Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

    Hairline

    Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

    Dream

    It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

    You know, for his sake.

    Yang

    You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

    There was none, it was all white!