Martin Luther King jokes
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!