Race jokes
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.