Race jokes
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Memes
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Black people run fast.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?