I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
