Race jokes
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Black people run fast.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.