Race jokes
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.