Race jokes
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Memes
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Bush is innocent, he's white...
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Black people run fast.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.