What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
