Race jokes

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

Why are you sad?

I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: You can't find your dog.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!