Race jokes

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What does a person eat before a race?

Answer: They fast.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.

So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.

One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.