Race jokes

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar.

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.

One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wrongs don’t make a white.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.