Race jokes
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Memes
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.