Race jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Memes
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.