Race jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.