What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
