Race jokes
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."