Race jokes
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Memes
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.