Race jokes
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.