Race jokes
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Memes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.