Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Race Jokes
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.