Race jokes

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wrongs don’t make a white.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.