Race jokes
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Memes
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."