Race jokes
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.