Race jokes
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.