What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.