Race jokes

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.