Race jokes
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."