Lightskin stare jokes

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.