Lightskin stare jokes

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.