Chinese people

Chinese People Jokes

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat

How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...

How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.