Chinese people jokes
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.