Chinese people

Chinese People Jokes

I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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