Chinese people jokes
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.