Chinese people jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"