Puns
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Don't touch my bot.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.