Puns
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.