Decapitated Pen

This is a pun using the word 'decapitated' which means 'beheaded', but plays on the word 'cap' which is a part of a pen. So, a pen without a head (cap) is 'deCAPitated'.

• Pen
• Head
• Decapitation
• Writing
• Wordplay
• Cap

• Want to hear a pencil joke? Never mind, it’s pointless.
• Why did the pen stop writing? 'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
• What did the pen say to the pencil? The pen said, "You're pointy."
• What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.