Puns

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

What do you call a fish with a temper?

Undyne.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

What do you call cringe?

You.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

Succcccc.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

What do you call a bad pun?

The pun is not punny!

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

How do bees get to school?

They take the buzz.

The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.