I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Succcccc.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
