What do they use in communion when they run out of bread Doughnuts because there holy
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
i want to die hahahahhaha
why do atletes cool down fast cause they have fans
wash your hands
I always look at the earth and think 'ahh this is TREE-ific
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets Jalapeno your face!
Someone asked me where to find de wae? I replied with:oh de wea thats a shop its down the road
Ma name is Bendover
My brother puts his but in is face and says "Kyle your cracking me up"!
MAybe I’ll be tracer
I’m already tracer
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried but failed. He really got me dare.
I was at the store during a storm one time I guess u could say it was story
Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Your overreacting
Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable
u big gay
What do call a fruit's penis apercock
If people who live in Canada are Canadians I mean if they drink Fanta they’re fantastic
