Puns
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call cringe?
You.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Succcccc.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)