Puns
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Succcccc.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
What do you call cringe?
You.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."