Puns
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Gay shit.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."