Puns
Gay shit.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Succcccc.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"