Puns

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

Succcccc.

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

What do you call a bad pun?

The pun is not punny!

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

What do you call cringe?

You.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

What do you call a fish with a temper?

Undyne.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

How do bees get to school?

They take the buzz.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.

Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?