What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Puns
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
What do you call cringe?
You.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
