Puns
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Gay shit.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What do you call cringe?
You.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Succcccc.