Puns
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.