My grades.
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
I went outside to catch some dog but I mist
The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, "what do they raise there? Sea horses?"
YEAH NOT TO BAD AT ALL REALLY
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you BRIGHTEN UP my day
Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late.. Kid: WHAT Dad: .... GOOSE
Why did the squirrel swim on its back so it didn't get it's nuts wet
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
My hips cant move but heineken.
What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :'(
