I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
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How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
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*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
What skeleton says when he have lots of work? I have ton of work, skele-ton.
this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton
Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans
I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
