what's the difference between broccly & boogers people don't eat there broccly
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
koala-fications are irr-elephant
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
What is it called when a cow sing, a lawsuit.
When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"
" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won't led me tell you.
Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
