My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

I don't know?!?