Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Puns, that's how I roll.
Get confused with Confucius!
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.