Puns
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
*insert pun here*
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"