I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
i am going to scream, this is a cry for help
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
a texan and a alaskan walk in a room the alaskan says "my state is bigger than yours" the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll PUNch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll PUNch you with one!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas
Impossible. I’m very possible, really!
My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter
I can tell you a pun about a pencil oh! Nevermind it’s pointless
Get confused with Confucius!
I wish everyone spoke to eachother the way god did
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
How does cows say oof? They say MOOf
