Cat

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Hand

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Volcano

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

Bed

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Page

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Society

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

Teacher

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Child

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!

Morning

Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?

Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.

"Subah" means morning.