Puns
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.