What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine
what do you call a girl that likes reading,page
I went to a truck on wheels, they said "Wheel feed you"
Once there were 2 cupcakes in the furnace the one cupcake said its kinda hot in here the other one said hah a talking cupcake
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
What's did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless"
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house 🏡. Yes because a house doesn’t jump
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Asshole
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
Diarrhea
what did the explorer say when he got tired
i'm gonna take a map
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
