Skeleton

A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.

I had to fix his collarbone.

Wordplay

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Steak

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

Money

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

School

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!