I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
Puns
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
