What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
Shower Masturbation
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Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "getting off." You see, it means both finishing the act of masturbation AND getting away with something, like a crime. So, the joke is that the person got away with masturbating in the shower and also, like, finished doing the nasty.