Butterfingers jokes

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

My Butterfingers slipped.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.