Butterfingers jokes

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

My Butterfingers slipped.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."

They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?