Area jokes
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.