Area

Area Jokes

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. β€œThere are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: β€œThere are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, β€œLord? Is that you?” β€œNo, this is the rink manager!”

Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? *damn my bulls* ahahaha