Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why are mountains π never serious?
Because theyβre hill areas.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. βThere are no fish under the ice!β He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: βThere are no fish under the ice!β He nervously looks up and asks, βLord? Is that you?β βNo, this is the rink manager!β
Why are mountains π so funny? Because theyβre hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
Your hairline so big i couldn't find the area of it on jupiter.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.