Puns
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
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What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.