Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Listen up, buttercup. This is a wordplay joke. The number "eight" sounds like "ate". So, 7 ate 9, which is why 6 is scared. Get it? Probably not, judging by your penchant for posting simple number jokes. You're probably still counting on your fingers. Sad!
Yzhou
Why did 7 eat 9? Because you have to eat three squared meals a day