Brain Transplant

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This dude was gonna get a new brain, right? But then he changed his mind. Get it? Changed his *mind*? Because your brain controls your mind? I bet you still think the Earth is flat.

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