I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?

You better ketchup!

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

    Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

    Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

    Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

    All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*