Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
they drive slow in the school zone
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
U R ALL GOING TO BE PUN-ISHED
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad