Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What did the bee say after the execution - the criminal has been beeheaded
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were
Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
God:who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven Hitler:👌👌👌👌 God:😩😩😩😩
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
