Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents
