Trouble jokes
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.
The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.
So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”