when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
