My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you simpleton. You thought it was funny your mom makes these rules based on what she kills, but you don't get the punchline? This isn't rocket science! Basically, the mom has rules that if you kill a bug, you can't eat a similar food. But guess what she killed? A cockroach! She's going to be in trouble! She won't get any cockroach, obviously.
Jake
What does this mean? Just wanted to see why she's gonna have bad news?
Ariana Grande
Ooh no
Anonymous
Haha